Are you optimistic?

No, I'm pessimistic.

Are you relaxed?

No, I'm tense.

Are you enthusiastic?

No, I am indifferent.

Are you sociable?

No, I am introverted.

Oh really?

Are you hopeful?

No, I'm resigned.

Are you outgoing?

No, I'm introverted.

Are you cheerful?

No, I'm gloomy.

Are you handsome?

No, I'm ugly.

But I am gentle.

Oh yeah.